The Contents of My Purse

It's another of those stupid Meme things. Why are they called that anyway? Not sure why I'm even doing it except that I am switching purses anyway and it seemed like the thing to do. Considering that it is nearly 11:30 pm. We all know I should be in bed. Not switching my crap from one purse to another. But I bought this cool spring purse from Candice and I want to show it off. That and the corner of my mouth is cracked and I can't find the Burt's Bees in this mess in my purse. So here we go... Aren't you glad you tuned in?

• My awesome yellow wallet -- that I liked so much that I bought it in Green too. Which I can't find. we'll skip discussing what is in the wallet short of my Driver's license, debit card, and checkbook
• Coupon holder -- which desperately needs organized. And I forget to use every time I go to the store. I really should get back into the grocery game.
• The Spring/Summer 2010 Season's Best from Pampered Chef. -- Because you never know when you might need the recipe for Chipotle Chili Cornbread Bake.
• My glasses and a really ugly glass case. -- Which reminds me, I really need to get a new prescription
• Little Purple zipper thing -- holds all of those reward cards, medical insurance card and carppy stuff like that.
• 3 pack of Starbucks Via (Italian Roast) -- you can never be too far away from a good caffeine dose
• Clip full of business cards for work -- I'm putting them into the purple zipper thing so they quit getting so beat up
• Pill box for the crazy pills -- it's empty though
  
• Orange pen -- The pen is orange not the ink. An orange ink pen would be kind of cool though don't you think?
  
• Bunch of receipts that need thrown away -- how do I end up with so many of these?
• An R2D2 tattoo. -- I have no clue.
• Wet Nap -- I have a 3 year old
• Mini Luna Bar - I have a 3 year old
• Citrus Twist Tic Tacs -- My friend Wendy gave them to me. Do you think this was a hint?
• Pill Bottle with more crazy pills -- I should probably consolidate
• 2 more Wet Naps
• Travel Size Scope. -- In case Wendy was trying to tell me something
• OPI lipstick in Rosy Mistletoe -- they gave it to me free when I got a pedicure. Not a color I would EVER wear. Why did I keep it?
• Rolaids Soft Chews -- These are pretty cool if you haven't tried them.
  
• A roll of postcard stamps -- for mailing Pampered Chef invitations for all of the parties I haven't been good about booking
• Car keys
  
• Another key ring with 9 keys on it. --I know what 3 of them are for
• Roll of Rolaids with only 2 left -- In case I run out of the soft chews
• Flash drive -- no clue what is on it.
  
• McDonald's wet nap -- because apparently 3 wasn't enough
• Copy of the Babe's prescription card -- I can't find the original
• Travel size hand lotion from some hotel I stayed at -- because my hands are chronically dry and it smells really good
• Master keys for my job -- Putting them back in the purple thing
• A coin purse -- no clue why I bought it except that it was something like $5 and it was cute
• Roxanne's rabies tag -- I wondered where that went
• Sally's rabies tag - maybe that other one is Jack's?
• more receipts
• Envelope and voucher for mailing my IRS payment -- because I will be making them payments for the rest of my life
• about $5 in change
• 3 Chuck E. Cheese tokens - I have a 3 year old
• Collapsible Brush -- it has a mirror, which keeps the Babe entertained when I need to buy myself 5 minutes

So there you have it kids. The top 35 reasons why my purse weighs 24 pounds. Aren't you glad you stuck around this long?

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Happy almost Friday!!

Where the heck did that Burt's Bees lip balm go? The corner of my mouth is falling off.